Shirt and shoes not required.
A publicity shot of Miller Lite's new spokesman.
Just some good ole
boys...never meanin'
no harm...
I love me some biscuits and
mustard, mmm..hmmm.
Ms. Bach inspired a generation of
short-shorts wearers.
Below:  Rednecks training the next generation of terrorist-killers
If you think this is bad, you oughta
see his udder tattoo.
Questions?  E-mail me.
This webpage has not been approved by Larry the
Cable Guy.  The right to bare arms is reserved.


DETAILS

Date/Time:  Saturday, August 5, 2006 startin' 3:00 p.m.

Location:  Look fer the little yeller house.  There'll be an
American flag flying (right side up) from the porch.

Attire:  Flannel, ballcaps, jeans, T-shirts, tube tops, jean
skirts, (shoes and flip-flops optional).  Daisy Dukes highly
encouraged (gals only).

Vittles:  Cheap beer, good beer, and lots of snacks
(Carolina-style Bar-B-Q, meatballs, tater salad, chips and
vegetables with dips, deep-fried corny dogs and
poppers).  All-U-Can-Eat biscuits and mustard fer the
mentally impaired (but please leave yer sling blades in
the trailer). Bring yer own liquor and mixers.  A blender is
available.  Remember to drink responsibly.

Activities:  Settin' on the porch, drinkin', dippin', smokin',
listenin' to music, bullshittin', informal debate concerning
the plight of modern philosophy in light of the rhetorical
turn in 20th century thought (just kiddin').

Remember y'all, it's BYOD (bring yer own dawg)
That's right, y'all, it's the first ever Pacific
Grove Red Neck Beer Bash, so put your
dawg in the front seat and drive on up the
hill this Saturday for a little shindig,
redneck style.  The Miller Lite'll be cold
and the pork rinds'll be crunchy.  Don't
miss out on what will most likely be
voted "Best Redneck-Themed Party of the
Monterey Bay Area, 2006" by Monterey
County Weekly.  

So, come on over and stay awhile...